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  • Feel The Raw Sexual Power Of A Ford Explorer! Feel The Raw Sexual Power Of A Ford Explorer!  image 1 of 5 2001 Ford Explorer Power windows? Check! Power locks? Check! Windshield wipers? Check! The ultra-rare Sport Model comes with two of them! This vehicle is equipped with exciting features like. . . well shit, none of them are all that exciting. It does have a brand new HD windshield however. This ... Read More
  • What A Lucky Day For You! Maxima 2006 Nissan Maxima fuel: gas title status: clean transmission: automatic If you haven’t figured it out by now; Wu-Tang Clan, Chuck Norris, and the Nissan Maxima. . . ain’t nothing to fuck with!  One version carries guns, another is basically a walking gun, and the final solution  offers a driver the rare opportunity to experience what it feels like ... Read More
  • 2007 KTM Super Duke KTM SD Have you ever snorted angel dust with your dickhole?  Ever wanted to reach out to the other side and tell Paul Walker “Dude, I totally had you, and even your Mom doesn’t miss you.”  Feel like doing something along those lines?  Get on a Super Duke 990. My favorite motorcycle ride of all time was on ... Read More
  • 2001 Honda CR-V 2001 Honda CR-V   drive: 4wd fuel: gas odometer: 170 title status: clean transmission: automatic Ready to get out of this overcrowded transient infested city and explore what makes Colorado great? I mean. . . 16th Street mall is super neato, but I don’t like knife fighting 18 year olds.Why are you in Colorado? Did you come here for the sweet deals ... Read More
  • 2007 Buell XB9SX Buell1 If your balls are like James Bond and prefer things to be served “shaken, not stirred” well I have the most perfect motorcycle for you.  All the glory or a de-tuned Harley Davidson V-Twin without the negative stigmatism that comes with owning a Harley.  It rumbles hard, questions your knowledge of what a motor should ... Read More
  • 2004 Ford Explorer explorer 2004 AWD Ford Explorer – $4200 (Denver) image 1 of 3 2004 Ford Explorer condition: excellent cylinders: 8 cylinders drive: 4wd fuel: gas paint color: black size: full-size title status: clean transmission: automatic type: SUV Are you an alpha-male or an alpha-female? When the tornado sirens go off, do you hide in the basement, or grab a kite and head outside? Does Bear Grylls call you up for ... Read More
  • Mercedes-Benz CLK430 00E0E_oYW3MGiAqI_600x4502002 CLK430 – $5 (Denver) 2002 Mercedes-Benz CLK430The good news about this 2 door Coupe Mercedes is as follows.• Newish tires • It’s 1 of 2 CLK 430’s for sale on CL in Colorado, so. . . shop around before you look at this one • Just installed a new throttle position sensor, replaced the MAF sensor, newly ... Read More
  • DeVille For Sale 00Q0Q_15z1JJcFKr2_600x4502000 Cadillac DeVille – (Aurora)       © craigslist – Map data © OpenStreetMap (google map) 2000 cadillac armored deville condition: like new cylinders: 8 cylinders drive: fwd fuel: gas odometer: 76000 paint color: white title status: clean transmission: automatic type: sedan safety tips prohibited items product recalls avoiding scams 2000 Cadillac DevilleVery clean, low mileage, non-hipster owned 2000 Deville. Satin white (or pearl white) factory paint, just passed emissions today, great motor, smooth ... Read More
  • CBR F4i Honda+8 Well isn’t it your luckidy ding dong day!  Here we have a clean Colorado titled, damage-free, non-fluid leaking, strong running, and super fast Honda F4i with 7300 miles on the clock….yeah, only 7300 miles.   I’ll give you a minute to clean off your keyboard and monitor. . . Now, time for the important details bud..   I ... Read More
  • Toyota 4Runner $1400 Yota1                            1994 Toyota 4Runner odometer: 220000drive : 4wd fuel : gas transmission : automatic title status : clean cylinders : 6 cylinders condition: It’s ugly son safety tips prohibited items product recalls avoiding scams In the past decade. . .there hasn’t been a rig on the road that can compete with this sex stopping Toyota. This is the “Terminator” of pulling the ... Read More
  • Donkey for sale! – $100 (Boulder) images condition: Mean make / manufacturer: Donkey model name / number: Brown size / dimensions: Small safety tips prohibited items product recalls avoiding scams If you’ve ever wanted to live with a donkey that’s a born UFC/MMA fighter; here is your chance to become the proud owner of a real asshole. I bought him last year from a breeder for the purpose of protecting ... Read More
  • 1999 Toyota 4Runner T111999 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Auto trans, 3.4 V6 engine, Electronic Rear Locker, 4″ lift, tan fabric interior with no rips. power windows, power locks, keyless entry, Toyota Security System, no leaks, just replaced the rear struts, stabilizer bar, coils, sparkplugs, transmission pan gasket, and bathed it in a fresh batch of polar bear tears. This is ... Read More
  • Infiniti For Sale In+11Does your kitchen table look like one of the below listed images? Is your cat always covered in weed or other narcotics? Are you tired of constantly having your vehicle searched by Aurora Police Officers? Is your current ride a Mercedes, Donk, Low-rider, BMW, or El Camino? When you’re in route to a drug deal are you constantly paranoid ... Read More
  • El Camino For Sale El+Camino2 Important Stats: 1977 El Camino (Last year of the Chevelle big body…no bondo) Does it run?: Yes sir! Miles: 75,000 or 175,000 (not sure…runs like it has 75) Engine: 350 Transmission: Automatic 350 Turbo Drive: RWD Carburetor: 2 Barrel Windows: Manual Body: Kind of Rough Door Locks: No need (People wont steal it) Title Status: Clean Colorado Title In Hand Rust?: Yeah, it has some.  Makes it ... Read More
  • Golden Eagle Situation! Eagle While I dearly love America, our freedoms, the generous perks and benefits associated with living in this country; I’m in a legal predicament.  If you missed the story that the Wyoming local news ran…  I have a beautiful cat eating eagle who decided to move into the back of my truck.  While pulling into the ... Read More

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